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Greatest Love of All

Greetings,

Me Mom and Glenda

Me, Mom and Sis
1976

If you have looked at some of my past post you will see how much we love Erma Bombeck and while we strive to offer humor I have to pause for a moment this Mother’s Day and share this from Erma.

“You don’t love me!”

How many times have your kids laid that one on you?

And how many times have you, as a parent, resisted the urge to tell them how much?

Someday, when my children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates a mother, I’ll tell them…

  • I loved you enough to bug you about where you were going, with whom and what time you would get home.
  • I loved you enough to insist you buy a bike with your own money, which we could afford, and you couldn’t.
  • I loved you enough to be silent and let you discover your hand-picked friend was a creep.
  • I loved you enough to stand over you for two hours while you cleaned your bedroom, a job that would have taken me 15 minutes.
  • I loved you enough to say, “Yes, you can go to Disney World on Mother’s Day.”
  • I loved you enough to let you see anger, disappointment, disgust, and tears in my eyes.
  • I loved you enough not to make excuses for your lack of respect or your bad manners.
  • I loved you enough to admit that I was wrong and ask for your forgiveness.
  • I loved you enough to ignore “what every other mother” did or said.
  • I loved you enough to let you stumble, fall, hurt, and fail.
  • I loved you enough to let you assume the responsibility for your own actions, at 6, 10, or 16.
  • I loved you enough to figure you would lie about the party being chaperoned, but forgave you for it…after discovering I was right.
  • I loved you enough to shove you off my lap, let go of your hand, be mute to your pleas and insensitive to your demands…so that you had to stand alone.
  • I loved you enough to accept you for what you are, and not what I wanted you to be.
  • But most of all, I loved you enough to say no when you hated me for it. That was the hardest part of all.

Erma Bombeck

While I reached the age, sometime ago, to understand the logic and motivation I can add that I appreciate the power and truth to these words.  I bet if you take a moment or two as I did you will find that your mom really loved you.  For me, at least, this amount of love from a mother has to be the greatest love of all and I have yet to find any thoughts, words or deeds of gratitude that are enough for this level of love.  I am in awe of the strength and power in this much love.

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Sis and Mom
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Mom and me Easter 1968

Me and Mom
1968

NOTE: you can find an audio recording of Erma Bombeck telling this story on iTunes, check it out.

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Sis, Mom and me
1971

Happy Mother’s Day to mom and all moms, you all are FABULOUS!!

FFjr

Wanda Cowart Ebersole

Wanda Cowart Ebersole
April, 1990

Today is mom’s birthday and I have reflected on some of hers from over the years.  One memory is of the time I got her a birthday gift all by myself.  I do not remember my age, guessing around five or six, but I vividly remember going through my room and opening my piggy bank to get all the money I had, a whopping three dollars.  I then walked down to the corner pharmacy, on my own, to get her a birthday present.  After looking through the store and at the things that I could afford, not a lot, I found her a brown plaque of an old spinning wheel.  The nice lady at the counter wrapped it for me to take home and I gave it to her just before we all enjoyed her birthday cake.   After looking at that plaque all these years I see how awful looking it really is but mom always kept it hanging in her room.

For several years dad and I would make mom a pie for her birthday, Cherry Icebox Pie.  I know mom liked cherries, especially chocolate covered cherries, but while she never said anything I have a feeling that she asked for the pie as she knew it was so simple to make that the two of us could not screw it up.  Dad would melt the butter and I would mix it with Graham Cracker crumbs and the crust was done, back then they did not have the ready-made crust like they do today.  I think the filling was a can of cherry pie filling mixed with cherry Jello or plain gelatin and then cooled overnight in the refrigerator.  We would serve it with a dollop of fresh whipped cream.  Actually pecan pie was always mom’s favorite pie from the time she was a little girl.  She loved to pick the pecans off the top and one time her mother had to tell her that a roach had run across one she had made for a dinner party they were having so mom would not pick at it before the guest arrived.  That night after the dinner her mom was ready to serve the pie to all the guest but mom piped up and said thank you but she did not want a piece cause a roach had been on it.  Just goes to show you  watch what you tell young ones as it may backfire on you.

Here is a picture of mom in 1981  blowing out the candles on one of her birthday cherry pies.

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Wanda Cowart Ebersole
April, 1981

Most always we would celebrate mom’s birthday with our very dear friends the McLeods, photo below.  We usually went out to dinner, rule was mom never cooked dinner on her birthday, at a place called Art’s Steak House, and mom would have a Grasshopper (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grasshopper_(cocktail).   Here is a picture of a typical Grasshopper Cocktail:

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Grasshopper
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After the meal we would always return home to have the pie.

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(l-r) Eudine McLeod, Dad, me, mom and Thurston Mcleod

in 1983

In my late teen years mom wanted a coconut cake that has to be made three days in advance.   (See recipe below)

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Refrigerator Coconut Cake

For this cake dad had to make a special box lined with foil to cover the cake while it was in the refrigerator.  The three of us would all work together to make this one and yes it is worth the three days for this fabulous cake.

Wanda Cowart Ebersole April 1982

Wanda Cowart Ebersole
April, 1982

Wanda Cowart Ebersole April 1982

Wanda Cowart Ebersole
April, 1982

Seeing the above pictures reminds me of the year that dad and I had made the cherry pie and I gave mom Erma Bombeck’s book If Life Is A Bowl Of Cherries, What Am I Doing In The Pits,  Yes, silly but we loved that kind of funniness and had good laughs from the book and the cherry pie.

I have to note here that mom never minded celebrating her birthday but we never talked about what birthday it was and truth be told I really never knew her birth year until she died.  All the rest of us would get older but mom never did and besides she always acted a lot younger than what her real age may have been.  When my sister started celebrating birthdays over 30 I asked mom every year, on her birthday and on my sister’s birthday, how if felt to have a daughter older than herself.

Happy Birthday Mom, as always you are timeless!

FFjr

Wow where has March gone, April Fools’ Day is almost here and at long last I am going to share the recipe for Fabulous Fanny’s April Fools’ prank.  This particular item became well know in our region but she was still able to catch the same person with this treat for over a dozen years.  My family has served this candy for years at our schools, offices, dinners and parties with great success.  Now it is time for you all to join in the fun and laughs on Fabulous Fanny’s favorite day.

Here are the ingredients and steps to making the delicious Fabulous Fanny’s April Fools’ Day Candy.  It is simple and fun, you will need some cotton balls; semi-sweet chocolate chips, and household paraffin wax.

Fabulous Fanny's April Fools' Day Candy Ingredients

Fabulous Fanny’s April Fools’ Day Candy Ingredients

Gather your ingredients, then chop up the wax in to small pieces:

Cutting up the wax

Cutting up the wax

Mix the cut pieces of wax with the chocolate chips, usually a one to one ratio:

Wax and Chocolate Mixed

Wax and Chocolate Mixed

Then melt the wax and chocolate using a double boiler:

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Wax and Chocolate melting on double boiler

Melted Wax and Chocolate

Melted Wax and Chocolate

Once the wax and chocolate have melted drop a cotton ball in to the mixture and fully cover the cotton ball:

Place Cotton Ball in Mixture and Cover with Mixture

Place Cotton Ball in Mixture and Cover with Mixture

Place on rack to cool:

Place Candy on Cooling Rack

Place Candy on Cooling Rack

As they cool you will want to spoon some more chocolate wax mixture over them as first coat is not so appealing.  At this point you can also decorate your candy with items of your liking.  I have shown a few examples with sprinkles, almonds and chocolate chips but be creative and make them pretty.  NOTE: make the candy large, at least two bite size and not a small size to prevent people from putting the whole piece of candy in their mouth.

After they are all cool arrange them on a plate or old candy box and serve.

Fabulous Fanny's April Fools' Day Candy

Fabulous Fanny’s April Fools’ Day Candy

Once they have taken a bite wish them a Happy April Fools’!

This candy is so wonderful that I have seen people eat the chocolate off of the cotton ball, yes really.  I know you all will have a lot of fun with this candy and enjoy the looks people will get on their face as well as share in a big laugh.

Wishing you all a Fabulous April Fools’s Day

FFjr

Blood Kin

One of our very dear friends was Chick Wallace and she wrote some beautiful poetry.  Here is one of her poems from her book Blood Kin, first published in 1985.

 

PERFECT LADY

When Annie Tiller died at eighty-three

They haggled over who would say what in the eulogy

Her husband said for fifty-four years

                                          my heart’s dear mate

She never once raised her voice or scolded

Her sister wept, a perfect loving daughter, especially

                                           while her father was alive

The children yes, she kept the school dresses

                                            starched and fresh

In Racks of five, with the socks all neatly folded

And the Toll House cookies ready

                                             and never on a paper plate

Her windows were the cleanest in town

                                              the neighbors testified

Her gynecologist reported with considerable pride

He’d only had to do one d-and-c

                                              and her Paps were always clear

The Rainbow Girls said she’d been their sponsor

                                                almost every year

Then they found in the back of her Bible

                                               some little poems on torn paper scraps

Pornographic-sounding words of passion

                                               unfamiliar to their Baptist ears

And not much like anything they’d ever thought she’d say

At the funeral she was a good Southern Christian lady,

                                                they’d recall  –

And nobody knew her at all

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Mother of all Gifts

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"Happy Birthday to me!" Well it's not actually my birthday but one year ago today, Ginger and Spice was born on Twitter!

My first #5aday was all about sofas. One year on & to mark this occasion, today's #TuesdayTreats is dedicated to...

... my mum! Without her 'Ginger' would not be here. So today's #5aday features 5 gifts to say thank you this Mother's Day (10th March).

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I love this photo! so true, mom did spread the joy!!!

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"I'll do it myself."

Bet you five bucks you'll forget...

That works every time

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Wrong Side

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The Hippodrome State Theatre

In the 80′s we had season tickets at the Hippodrome State Theatre in Gainesville, Florida and on January 16, 1981 the show The Elephant Man (by Bernard Pomerance) was inaugurating the newly renovated, 266-seat mainstage.books  I am not sure how many of you are familiar with this play, if not you must  go check it out now.  Let me preface this by saying that the Hippodrome is a theatre in the round, audience on three sides, and we had seats about six rows up center left.  On this night a dear family friend and myself sat between my mother and my father with me being next to mom.  If you know the play  you will recall that there is a pretty intense scene where the woman disrobed in front of the elephant man.  The way they staged the scene at the Hippodrome the young actress had her back to the section we were sitting in that night.  As you would expect the theatre was extremely quiet at this particular moment when all of a sudden my mom in a not so quiet voice says “Tell your father we are sitting on the wrong side.”  As you might imagine at least half the audience burst in to laughter and as a teenager I was trying to melt into my seat.  Our sincere apology to the fine actors but reflecting on this moment it was very funny and a great memory of my mom.

Cherish the moments,

FFjr

Broiled Grapefruit

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I was all excited to tell you about this healthy Saturday morning breakfast I had made because normally Saturday breakfast around here involves something made with butter and sugar...

...and then it occurred to me that this was made with butter and sugar.

But it also involved grapefruit which has to earn it some healthy points. Doesn't it?

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Love this and have it every time we went to the Chalet Suzanne in Lake Wales, FL It's Fabulous! FFjr

Un-Decking the Halls

Christmas ornamentsWell we are now about halfway through the holidays and I hope everyone is having a fabulous time so far.

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I had Good Morning America on yesterday and heard some discussion on when people take down all the holiday decorations.  As this part is as much a tradition as putting them all up I know most families have their set time.  Well this is no different for our house, it has been mandatory that everything has to be down by New Years or it is bad luck, at least that is what we were told, over and over.  Ok, so who am I to argue with that, I certainly do not want or need any more bad luck, and so it goes.  Several years ago, about this time, I was talking with my mom and grandfather, her dad, and we figured out that it was my grandmother, mom’s mom, that started this tradition.  Now I bet you are saying to yourself so what, that’s how many traditions get started.  True, but do we know why they became traditions.  Well on this particular day my grandfather spilled the beans, telling us that my grandmother came up with the bad luck story and was so adamant about everything being down and put away by New Years.  Being the genius that she was she knew that all the visiting family members would go back to their homes at or just after New Years and she would be the one stuck taking down all the decorations.

So, I offer this fabulous idea of a tradition to you and your family.  So during the next few days while your loved ones are still gathered near spend some time together and un-deck you halls.  It is also a great time to share the history of your families traditions and like me you might just get a little surprise.   May you all have a fabulous and

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FFjr

Christmas Reflections

Merry Christmas

These are just some random thoughts and photos from our past Christmas celebrations or if you will the ghost of Christmas past.

Jimmy and Glenda Christmas 1968

Yes the old holiday photo of my sister and me in our Christmas day finest in 1968.

I found this letter to Santa from my sister back in 1961,

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a few years before I came along…. take a look at the beautiful drawing, the dawn of a fabulous artist.

Glenda at Christmas 1971

Here is another holiday photo of my sister in her 1971 Christmas finest, that dress wow, what a way to rock the ’70s

Here I am with my Christmas present of my dog socks..

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Such a pair and such a great dog, he was a Saint Bernard.

Here is the letter that Santa left me in 1974.  The handwriting appears to look like that of my fathers but we know it really was from Santa.  He also left powder snow tracks across the living room carpet as more proof, and if I remember correctly he had very big shoes..

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Finally some photos of mom at Christmas time, most of our holiday activities were all recorded with the movie camera and not stills… Transferring all of those will be a project for another day…

Here is 1986 mom starts the cleanup from our Christmas dinner…  xmas93006 don’t worry she did not do it all on her own, oh no, everyone eats so everyone helps out.

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Here is mom in her Christmas red hanging out with a Santa in 1987.

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In 1993 my grandfather and my mom open presents together on Christmas morning.

I just had to add this photo of our Joey II in 1996 with all his Christmas spirit.

Ho!Ho!Ho! 1996

Hoping you and yours had the most FABULOUS of holidays!

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